When Turkeys Attack...The Cops!

I don't understand why many folks are so frightened by turkeys. There are plenty of examples on YouTube of everyday people screaming and running from turkeys. They don't offer much of a threat really, but as you'll see in this hilarious compilation, even law enforcement has a fear of our feathered friends.
What would you do if a turkey attacked you?
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